Three Questions - Trail by Combat!

1. - I have declared these proceedings a sham and demand a Trail by Combat! Who will be your champion? (Someone from your friends list!)

2. - Who was your first pick who turned you down? (Also from your friendslist!)

3. - And who's gonna save your tucas from the dungeon and sneak you away when everything goes South? (Friendslist!)

Context:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ_bUIFwHJI